For those who say we are all crazy, simply explain these emails. Let’s not forget the code words and what everyone knows is code language.
“hotdog” = boy
“pizza” = girl
“cheese” = little girl
“pasta” = little boy
“ice cream” = male prostitute
“walnut” = person of colour
“map” = semen
“sauce” = orgy
I consider ice cream, its purchase, and its consumption a rather serious business. We can’t just willy-nilly toss it out and about in casual references, especially linked with the word “free”.
Lo and behold, instead of pasta and wonderful sauces, it was a lovely, tempting assortment of cheeses, Yummy. I am awaiting the return of my children and grandchildren from their holiday travels so that we can demolish them.
Hi John, The realtor found a handkerchief (I think it has a map that seems pizza-related. Is it yours? They can send it if you want. I know you’re busy, so feel free not to respond if it’s not yours or you don’t want it.
Thx for coming out. Always happy to babysit.
John Podesta received en email suggesting that Hastert should vanish to an undisclosed Japanese island
John Podesta received an email from Tam Luzzatto saying that children of ages 11, 9, and 7 will be “in the pool for further entertainment”and stating that the children “will definitely be in that pool”
Podesta’s friend asking if Podesta thought he would do better “playing dominoes on cheese than on pasta”.
Still in torture chamber